i wanna have a relaitonship!!!! i wanna do good in school!!!! i wanna be mentally stable!!!!!!!! i wanna know what to do in social situations!!!!!! i wanna be normal!!!!!!!!! i wanna have a future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but i dont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(via planetsoda)
so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off
fucking crying
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Paranoid to the extreme
this is my dad’s first ever text he’s sent to me i am screaming
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tell me a joke
your presidential campaign
What the hell just happened.
obama just told a fuckin shitty ass joke is what happened
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